Another Fine Day Ruined By Adulthood
Cancel My Subscription, I'm Done With Your Issues
Classy With A Fierce Side
Everyone Was Thinking It, I Just Said It
Hey, Trainwreck, This Isn't Your Station...
Hold On, Let Me Overthink This
I Can't My Kids Have Practice, A Game Or Something
I Didn't Plan On Getting Out Of The Car
I Have It All Together, I Just Forgot Where I Put It
I Have Neither The Time, Nor The Crayons...
I May Be Wrong, But I Doubt It
I Put The Pro In Procrastinate
I Run On Caffeine, Chaos & Cuss Words
I'm Not A Control Freak, But You're Doing It Wrong
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right
I'm Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk
I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar
I'm Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud?
I've Got A Good Heart, But This Mouth
If My Mouth Doesn't Say It, My Face Definitely Will
It Probably Could Get Worse
It's A Beautiful Day To Leave Me Alone
Keep Talking, I'm Diagnosing You
Please Keep Your Stupid To Yourself
